Fikir Kritis # 20

SCHOOL WAS FUN

HARRY: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HARRY: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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RANDY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
RANDY: Your name on this report card.
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BOBBY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
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TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
JOHNNY: One dollar.
TEACHER (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
JOHNNY (sadly): You don't know my father.